Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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