The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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