Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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