You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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