I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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