they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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