I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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