I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
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Sorry my hands just texted you
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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