i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.