: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
We just shotgunned beers for America
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."