I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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