**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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