Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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