lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
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I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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