Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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