no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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