Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
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I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
We are all done wearing pants today
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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