3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
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so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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