Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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