Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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