carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
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I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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