I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
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been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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