Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
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I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
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