I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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