But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
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I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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