We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize