Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
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Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.