let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I would ride that face into the sunset
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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