Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
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Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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