I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
