Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
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dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize