If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
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I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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