A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
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Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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