I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.