I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?