Where is the hickey?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
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For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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