ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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