Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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