Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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