she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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