What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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