Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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