you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
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I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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