apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I supernannyed him into submission
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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