Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Dick very happy bro