white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.