on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
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No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.