I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Randomize