do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just pee around me
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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