Buhtt sex?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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