So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
a search helicopter?!
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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