If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
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He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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