I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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