Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
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I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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